Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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