Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry blondie12705 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(575): View more from New Mexico

i permit you to call me

Fav 4 1359 839
share tweet
(304): View more from West Virginia

you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC

Fav 21 4973 1031
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(601): View more from Mississippi

ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have

Fav 14 5495 1106
share tweet
(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.

Fav 21 8833 1434
share tweet
(419): View more from Ohio

I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.

Fav 16 3014 1823
share tweet
(785): View more from Kansas

There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.

Fav 1 697 534
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(732): View more from New Jersey

For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love

Fav 1 1189 576
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3

Fav 0 51 14
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(513): View more from Ohio

This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday

Fav 0 52 18
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT