it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I don't think brook has ever known best
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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