Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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