Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You smell like stripper and shame
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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