So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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