You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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