were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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