Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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