Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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