just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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