Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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