i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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