Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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