it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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