Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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