Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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