Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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