Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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