I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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