it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Hippo gnu deer
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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