Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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