There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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