The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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