If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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