I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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