Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
