Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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