called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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