How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
