Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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