so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Randomize
