WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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