It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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