took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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