i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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