chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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