ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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