Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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