White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
