The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Reggie can tackle my bush.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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