We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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