we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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