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He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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