Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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