hell yes lets make some ravioli
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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