I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize
