Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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