We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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