Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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