I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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