Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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