We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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