every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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