so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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