I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
