Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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