BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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