She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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