Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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